Where do I hide a penis

I was home alone (naked) cutting carrots and didn’t pay attention for a second and my dick fell off, I have some towels right now to stop the bleeding

I’m too embarrassed to tell anyone and I feel like keeping it until I find a way to sew it back

where do I hide it I have a very snitchy  family

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